What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 18:39

You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
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